Here’s an email forward that I received recently and found to be cute.
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I dug in my pocket for 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while [...]
Recently an event came to my attention that inclined me to spontaneously spout the following:
You know… if you’re gonna’ be stupid, you gotta’ be smart about it.
I love one-liners, and the poetry of this one rang true in my ears as soon as it left my lips. I quickly Googled to see if anyone [...]
So I go to the mall. Our mall is a big mall… and is in the center of New York’s Capital Region. It used to be quite a weekend attraction for teenagers with nothing to do with their life, until mall officials mercifully put a restriction on un-chaperoned youth under 18 after 4pm [...]
Have you ever finished a news story with a totally different impression of the reported scenario than you started with? I did recently. I saw a headline saying “Wal-Mart turns away helper dog” in my local newspaper and I instantly pictured some old curmudgeonly “greeter” chasing away some little blind girl’s seeing-eye-”varmint”. [...]
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