Negative99 » Maury Paternity Tests http://negative99.com An onslaught of expository excellence covering web design and development, politics and current events, faith and religion, guitar and music, programming... oh, and anything else. Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:22:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Favorite Videos – Maury Paternity Tests http://negative99.com/humor/favorite-videos-maury-paternity-tests/ http://negative99.com/humor/favorite-videos-maury-paternity-tests/#comments Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:46:01 +0000 WarAxe http://www.negative99.com/archive/260 If you ever have doubts that there are corners of this country festering human debris… just go to YouTube.com and do a search for Maury Povich show paternity test episodes. There are a gazillion of them and they are hilarious beyond what mere street slang can describe.

The one below is one of my favorites… the woman has been on Maury’s show NINE times!? And this is the eleventh guy she’s had tested to be the father of her daughter!? ELEVEN?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! She was doing eleven guys at one time? Does her bed have one of those “Please Take a Number” things like at the deli? Who’s her OB/GYN… the Orkin man?

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