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		<title>So Much For The Laws of Physics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned&#8230; for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the directory I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While returning from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Cod">Cape Cod</a> this past <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Day">Memorial Day</a> weekend we stopped at the <a href="http://www.primeoutlets.com/">Prime Outlets</a> in Lee, Massachusetts.  When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned&#8230; for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!?  While viewing the directory I apparently existed in three simultaneous locations.  As if that wasn&#8217;t enough of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Planck">Planck</a> in my eye&#8230; I also possessed dual, diametrically-opposed orientations at each location.  Freaky!</p>
<p>Now that I think about it&#8230; I could sort of feel all those <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calabi%E2%80%93Yau_manifold">extra curled-up dimensions</a> tickling my toes.  </p>
<p><a href="http://negative99.com/images/LeeOutletDirectory.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img src="http://negative99.com/images/_LeeOutletDirectory.jpg" width="562" height="750" alt="Story Directory for the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts" title="Story Directory for the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts" class="floatcenter" /></a></p>
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		<title>Brian Regan &#8211; &#8220;I Walked On the Moon&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/narcissism/the-me-monster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 14:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I laughed so hard! This is so true&#8230; I think everyone knows somebody like the &#8220;Me Monster&#8221;. There was a kid back in high school who would respond to anyone&#8217;s story with &#8220;That&#8217;s nothin&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;, and then go on with some terribly fictitious tale. YouTube video This comedian, Brian Regan, is hilarious&#8230; original and expressive, with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I laughed so hard!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   This is so true&#8230; I think everyone knows somebody like the &#8220;Me Monster&#8221;.  There was a kid back in high school who would respond to anyone&#8217;s story with &#8220;That&#8217;s nothin&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;, and then go on with some terribly fictitious tale.</p>
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<p>This comedian, <a href="http://www.brianregan.com/">Brian Regan</a>, is hilarious&#8230; original and expressive, with great timing&#8230; and relatively clean (a rarity these days, and the mark of someone who&#8217;s genuinely and intelligently funny &#8211; like my hero <a href="http://bradstine.com">Brad Stine</a>).  Check out some of <a href="http://youtube.com/results?search_query=Brian+Regan">his other YouTube videos</a>.</p>
<p>(HT: <a href="http://siberiangrinder.com/?p=841">Siberian Grinder</a>)</p>
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		<title>A Demonstration on Pride (updated)</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/faith/a-demonstration-o-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my church we&#8217;ve been doing a series on the 7 deadly sins. Today&#8217;s sermon was on pride, and we opened with a video presentation that included this YouTube clip here of a girl upset because her father just gave her a car that was red, and she REALLY wanted blue. Her reaction is priceless, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In <a href="http://www.terranovachurch.org/">my church</a> we&#8217;ve been doing a series on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins">7 deadly sins</a>.  Today&#8217;s sermon was on pride, and we opened with a video presentation that included <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=VcxINAhuG1k">this YouTube clip here</a> of a girl upset because her father just gave her a car that was red, and she REALLY wanted blue.  Her reaction is priceless, and I couldn&#8217;t do it justice here with a description&#8230; you just have to watch.</p>
<p>The real hero here is <del datetime="2008-05-12T21:28:57+00:00">her little brother, who was able to leverage his father&#8217;s preoccupation, his sister&#8217;s hysteria, and the overall commotion to courageously capture the whole event on video</del> the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viral_marketing">viral marketing</a> warriors across the electric ether.</p>
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<p>Have you ever heard the expression &#8220;better to be thought a fool and remain silent, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?&#8221;  Well, lest you think that this girl&#8217;s initial reaction was a caught-in-the-moment, out-of-character, knee-jerk, emotionally-charged reaction to what was a wonderful gift&#8230; she was kind enough to record <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SeQ9A99pUQg&#038;feature=related">a video response</a> that removes any doubt she is indeed <del datetime="2008-05-12T21:28:57+00:00">a spoiled, self-absorbed whore-child</del> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacKenzieHeartsu"><strong><em>an actress</em></strong></a>!?  </p>
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<p>I&#8217;m heartened that this particular set of videos cannot be used as evidence of mankind&#8217;s decay (being staged and all), but here&#8217;s one that (purportedly) can: </p>
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