Perfection Unimaginably Halted

Welker catches pass during Superbowl 42The Pats lose the Superbowl to that blue-ish team that plays in New Jersey… 17-14. Unimaginable.

The darkness closes in on me. Torment. Confusion. Bewilderment. Despair.

All that was glory enters decay. All that was good has turned evil. The very seas bellow their discontent. The beasts will not rest. The toils will not cease. Let all taste wrath and flame and fire.

Let everything that has breath fear. Let everything that hath life fear. May the sun scorch the very earth. May the air chill the very bones of the strong and the meek. Let all abominations have this day.

Hope is lost. All hope is vanity. All sport is vanity… a chasing after the win. May it be vanity now and forevermore. May the very waters turn to blood. May the wind blow a poisonous fume over all.

Absolute horror.

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  1. drewr
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 12:26 am | Permalink

    seriously dude, get a grip. today, Eli was better. today Tuck was better. besides, there’s always next year!!!!

  2. John3Sobieski
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    I knew you were going to up and lose your mind over this. Your wife ought to have those committment papers ready . . .

  3. Terry
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    Dude, the Perfect Season SPOILED!!!

    The Pats Defense is OLD!!!!!

    Brady finally felt what it was like to get hit in the NFL.

  4. bulldozer
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    Patriots should have won that thing dude!

  5. bulldozer
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm | Permalink

    Eli manning sucks!!!

  6. BA
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    “Whoever wins, wins… whoever doesn’t win…………… doesn’t win.”
    Simple as that.
    Sorry Pats fans,
    congrats Gmen fans. The End.

  7. Scott
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    Who cares, I just watched Meet The Fockers and went to bed.

  8. Union71
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    So let’s get this straight, the invicible Patriots end up with a record of 18-L(osers)! I’ve never enjoyed a game more. What a perfect end to a perfect weekend. Stop by and gaze once again at my Eli banner . . .I’m sure it’ll help ease the pain. Even the Boston Globe laments this loss, comparing it to Wakefield’s toss to Boone and Buckner’s miss. Ah, redemption is so sweet.

  9. Posted February 5, 2008 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    Too bad for the Pats. And since what they did this year was extraordinary – there is no chance for them next season either.

  10. Posted February 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Nobody thought anything like a perfect season was even possible anymore… what with salary caps, free agency, and all the push towards parity. That makes it the most bitter. In today’s football it’s just not possible to win 19 games in a single season… how many decades until we see anything like that again? I realize that the significance might escape those non-sporting folk and/or fans of that blue-ish team that plays in New Jersey (and sometimes London).

  11. yhat guy
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    dude its ok i cried when the giants made that touchdown and tried to drown myself in the toilet

  12. montane
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    I was in New Hampshire watching the game with a room filled with New Englanders. I kept quiet through most of the game, but I jumped up and shouted when that final pass floated into the end-zone. “TOUCHDOWN!”, I exclaimed, hands raised in the air. Not only did the Giants win, but I won the pool as the only person who chose the Giants to win (admittedly somewhat wishfully at the time), and took home two bottles of wine.

    I do not care about the Giants. I am of course a Bills fan. I realize the potential history, and would perhaps like to see that record set. Preferably by the Bills, but even more preferably not by the Patriots. Also I think Tuesday Morning Quarterback said it quite well in his column (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/080205&sportCat=nfl). To paraphrase, it is good to not have a record with an asterisk saying ” *19-0, but admitted to cheating”.

    So, all said, I am not overflowing with joy, but pleasantly satisfied, like after a good juicy steak dinner. Now, if the Bills can put together a 19-0 season, I would be delirious.

  13. drewr
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    if the bills put together a 19-0 season i think we will all be delirious…..or is that deranged? de-something for sure.

  14. Posted February 6, 2008 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    I wouldn’t mind the Bills putting together a perfect season… but that’s not likely. I’d be happy if they just got to the big game.

  15. John3Sobieski
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    Hey, dude, IT HAPPENS as Forrest Gump says. Quit sucking your thumb, stop crying, and get out of the fetal position you’ve been in for the last week.

  16. Posted February 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    @ John3Sobieski :: ???

  17. John3Sobieski
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, I think I went over the top there, sorry. That, and to be honest, I’m not a sports kind of guy, I just don’t care. But one thing I do like is poking fun at people.

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