Negative99

I like the Earth… don’t get me wrong… but I don’t like Earth Day.

It’s the politics. Rather than a day dedicated to the otherwise noble pursuit of conscientious living, Earth Day is an event laden in politics and alarmism. Under the guise of appropriate global stewardship schools and institutions push left-tainted propaganda that has more to do with their agendas than with genuine science and conservation. Don’t believe the hype, it’s a sequel.

This should really be called Hypocrisy Day. Big-name politicians and Hollywood elites parade their small armies around in private jets giving high-brow lectures at ritzy, exclusive donation dinners… or at quasi-socialist college activist groups. These aerial jaunts are the least “green” action anyone could legally perform… yet nobody in the green-camp questions these shysters… because they are all on the “same side” - wink wink nudge nudge.

And in today’s information age video is actively streamed to all corners of the globe. At no other time in history has there been less of a need to parade around in jets to promote anything… with the internet that’s no longer necessary - and I dare say for promoting “global warming awareness” it’s a bit contradictory. While we’re at it, let’s employ a fleet of C-130s to carpet-bomb every major city of the world with leaflets warning of deforestation due to wasteful uses of paper.

For my Earth Day I wanted to increase my carbon footprint. I read an article that said various global-warming loony-tunes believe bovine omissions (yes… their anal gases) are causing more greenhouse effects than most any other source… due to mankind’s “insatiable” desire for beef. Well, if God didn’t want us to eat cows He wouldn’t have made them out of steak. So I just spent the last 24 hours eating around 60 ounces of steak.

It’s the end of the world as we know it… I feel fine.