This was sent to me via email and I thought it valuable enough to share with everyone.
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in Mexifornia, the seventh largest country in the world.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off - physicists estimate it will take at least 58 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
85-year $75.8 billion study concludes: Diet and Exercise is key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans plunges to 217 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining Evangelical.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Kind of alarmist if you ask me? Not unlike those Earth Day nuts.:)