Be sure you vote on the right day!

dark queenThis year, in order to prevent voting irregularities and demographic disenfranchisement, voting will be held on two seperate days to stop election fraud. The day you vote depends on which party you are affiliated with. This is confusing… especially here in New York State where we have so many extra parties… so I have compiled an easy to follow guide below to help sort out what day you should vote on.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 7 - Republican, Constitution, Libertarian, American, Populist, Conservative (NY), and Right-to-Life (NY)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 - Democratic, Green, Liberal (NY), Working Families, Socialist Workers, Labor, Communist, and Independence (NY)

Every vote should count, so please follow the above guide very closely, and best of luck to your candidates. ;-)

NOTE: No educated voter will be disenfranchised by this public service announcement, and no animals were harmed in the writing of this post except for dolphins and veal calves.
This entry was written by WarAxe, posted on November 7, 2006 at 12:31 am, filed under Humor, Politics. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

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  1. Rachel
    Posted November 7, 2006 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    Mmmmm… veal.

  2. Tara
    Posted November 8, 2006 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    You forgot about the Rent Is Too High Party.

  3. WarAxe
    Posted November 8, 2006 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    Rachel :: Oh yes… veal is tender and tasty… and offends people more than a nativity scene! :-)

    Tara :: Ha! Yeah, I saw that party and laughed… along with the marijuana party.

  4. Mahndisa
    Posted November 9, 2006 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    11 09 06

    heheheheheh

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