Judge Orders Polygamist Kids Freed – I Told Ya’ It Wasn’t Right

Texas polygamist mother and daughterI had blogged that I was bothered by the Texas police raid on that polygamist compound, where it seemed ludicrous that the People’s Republic of Texas could go into these private citizens’ homes on an anonymous tip and take their children away with no evidence… and even the “tip” implied that it was only the post-pubescent girls who could be being abused (which were a small percentage of the 440 children stolen… half of which were under 5)!?

Well, all the kids are currently back with their parents. Now we can actually try using due process rather than fascism… what a novel thought!?

They Destroyed My Reputation Says Hooker (!?)

Ashley Alexandra DupreAccording to a story today, New York’s darling-est whore, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, is suing Joe Francis, the maker of “Girls Gone Wild” (GGW). If you don’t remember, I blogged about Ashley Dupré in March when she took down Eliot Spitzer… in the political sense.

Now, that GGW guy Joe Francis is scum for sure… but Dupré is suing him for $10 Million dollars partly for falsely advertising that she performed for their cameras. Except that – wait for it – she DID perform for their cameras. In fact I read that he has TONS of footage she willingly did for GGW (for some cash) back before she was infamous.

Anyways, Dupré’s lawsuit says that Francis “ruined her reputation”. What? Are you serious? Gee… I would have thought that it was taking your clothes off in front of a camera (and a crowd of drunk guys, also with cameras) and dancing around naked groping yourself that would have ruined your reputation. I would have thought that getting busted prostituting yourself out to strangers would have ruined your reputation… but what do I know? I think Francis (the scum) said it best:

It’s hard to imagine how anyone could actually ruin a hooker’s reputation.

This almost reminds me of Monica Lewinsky who after the VERY famous Bill Clinton scandal found refuge from various media questions by saying that comment on it wasn’t “appropriate”. Hmm… I wouldn’t have thought for her propriety was on the table… apparently neither would she, having spent so much time under it.

Now I’ve used some straight-forward language here… and it’s not because I think I’m immune to the pitfalls of this rock. But what I am big on is personal responsibility. My libertarian leanings tell me that we should be free to make choices, and then be responsible for the consequences… whether gain or pain, treasure or pleasure, shame or fame, embarrassment or harassment. [admit it, how many of you just pronounced harassment like the Brits so that it rhymed! :-) ...I love this too much] Well, since I’ve taken so much flak for not being compaaaaassionate lately I’ll add the following disclaimer.

Compassionate Disclaimer: Jesus loves everyone mentioned in this post. ;-)

Mini-Putt 2

Mini Putt 2 - Flash GameEveryone really seemed to enjoy the previous Mini-Putt game I posted. True, those simple little games are some of the most addicting… and who can resist the simplicity of mini-golf. So, without further delay – here’s some more putt-putt love. And (like the first one) this was written in a crude version of ActionScript, but it’s still a great time-killer. Enjoy!

[Click here to play!]

I have discovered Adobe’s Lightroom

I have discovered Adobe Photoshop Lightroom and I think I may be in love. Is that healthy? While processing our Cape Cod pictures taken on our new Canon G9 I decided to give Lightroom a spin… and it’s having two diametric effects on me. I am gigglingly delighted with the results… both the resultant photos and the silky workflow, yet I am sickened at how poor all my previous vacation photos now look. :-|

Celtics vs. Lakers – An NBA Finals Treat

The Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers will play each other for the NBA championship for the first time in 21 years. This is a classic rivalry that has been credited with reviving a slumping NBA in the 1980′s and propelling it (with the later help of Michael Jordan) into the marketing monster and global phenomenon that it is now. Is Olympic gold back in our sites?

So Much For The Laws of Physics

While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned… for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the directory I apparently existed in three simultaneous locations. As if that wasn’t enough of a Planck in my eye… I also possessed dual, diametrically-opposed orientations at each location. Freaky!

Now that I think about it… I could sort of feel all those extra curled-up dimensions tickling my toes.

Story Directory for the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts

Don’t Wash Your Cellphone

I recently learned that cellphones were not made to go in the washer. It’s bad for their internal operation, and it’s bad for the LCD screen… but it’s probably MOST bad for the battery, which starts to chemically expand and bind itself into the battery well.

Memorial Day 2008

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Memorial Day - US Flag flying in front of Washington Monument

The New England Experience

There’s something about being on Cape Cod, feeling the salty breeze, sipping Boston-brewed ale, enjoying fried whole clams and award-winning chowder, while watching the Boston Celtics win a playoff game.

Brian Regan – “I Walked On the Moon”

I laughed so hard! :-) This is so true… I think everyone knows somebody like the “Me Monster”. There was a kid back in high school who would respond to anyone’s story with “That’s nothin’…”, and then go on with some terribly fictitious tale.

YouTube video

This comedian, Brian Regan, is hilarious… original and expressive, with great timing… and relatively clean (a rarity these days, and the mark of someone who’s genuinely and intelligently funny – like my hero Brad Stine). Check out some of his other YouTube videos.

(HT: Siberian Grinder)