So I Googled myself… a so-called “vanity google”. I was amused with the random smattering of results spanning about every topic, adventure, and interest I’ve had in the last 12 years. Here are a few of the more notable ones in order of Google ranking.
www.stevemooradian.com :: 2006 :: First hit! It better have been. My business card site. I am at the top of my name. 
Post on alt.bbs.doors :: 1994 :: Where the heck did this come from? This was an ad I did for an expansion program to an old computer BBS game (called a door game) titled Trade Wars. Myself and Wendell did the ad for a friend (Tazor Software) who had written the expansion called Trade World. Holy Smokes! I just googled for it and found it available for download here! Craziness!
LCC Soccer :: 2005 :: Here I’m listed as co-leading soccer at Loudonville Community Church with Rick Marsan (who’s a better soccer player than three of me put together)… but unfortunately I haven’t been able to play, let alone lead, for several months so this is more of a misnomer than anything. Rick’s always been the real leader.
RPI Class of ‘96 :: 2001 :: This is our class homepage but hasn’t been updated since our five year reunion!? I’m listed as “attending”. Supposedly I’m re-doing this site for our ten year which is (let me check the calendar) THIS YEAR! Joey… get me that info!
Pocket Grandmaster :: 2004 :: The top of the portable computing chess program food chain is Pocket Grandmaster… voted best PocketPC chess program (again). I helped with graphics by making an additional piece set, coloring some existing sets, and making some wood and marble board designs.
Psycho Doom 2 Level :: 1995 :: Ha! The text file for my Doom 2 level I created way back when… the same one that eventually got published on some deathmatch compilation CD (which I actually own a copy of). I am probably more knowledgeable on the nuances of playing this level than on most of my courses I took back then. Some of the language in this text file is poignant, by the way.
Siena College Army ROTC Alumni :: 1996 :: Wow! I remember all of these guys! My email address is wrong in here, but it’s a great page for memories. Who keeps this stuff up here?
Okay, that’s enough for now… I don’t want to bore you to death. I’d be interested in hearing anyone’s more peculiar vanity Google results.
Web designer and developer. Loud discerner. Software engineer and 
not that you asked, here’s mine
pbase Artist Kris Milo
Name, Kris Milo (joined 09-Aug-2004) (pbase supporter) … Kris Milo has no images online. These pages have been viewed a total of 129553 times. …
http://www.pbase.com/shutup/profile
Kris Milo’s Photo Galleries at pbase.com
Kris Milo | profile | guestbook | all galleries | recent, tree view | thumbnails. Recently Updated Galleries by Kris Milo …
http://www.pbase.com/shutup/root&view=recent
Available Prints by Kris Milo - DPC Prints!
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http://www.dpcprints.com/profile.php?USER_ID=9821
Total Times Worldrankings - Shortcut
69, Michael Poelzl, 14′06″35, Kris Milo, 3′56″60. 70, George Dimitriou, 14′07″10, Sonny Meade, 3′56″60 … 79, Kris Milo, 15′27″52, Stuart Rogers, 4′03″56 …
http://www.mariokart64.com/top100/totalsc.html
Total Times Worldrankings - Non-Shortcut
105, Kris Milo, 33′34″51, Dimitrij Jarowoj, 10′51″32. 106, Philippe Leclerc, 33′35″42 … 119, Arthur van Dalen, 33′42″02, Kris Milo, 10′53″51 …
http://www.mariokart64.com/top100/totals.html
http://www.shutupmilo.com :: home of kris & jessamyn milo
home of kris & jessamyn milo. … Pro’s Blog • Pro on dpchallenge • Milo on dpchallenge • Bridget’s Blog • Statia’s Blog • Maureen’s Blog • Vozzy’s Website …
http://www.shutupmilo.com/
…and yes, I’m ranked 107 in the world at Mario Kart 64 … back when I used to play, I was in the top 40
Wow. Just for comparison purposes, I checked how many hits Google has for your name. 266. Not a bad bunch to lurch through, particularly when the first hit is actually you. My name, unfortunatley, produces 80,000 hits. I had no idea it was so common. A line from one of my favorite non-hits:
“Mr John Hare Discusses Wild Camels.”
Well, I couldn’t find a hit on myself in the first 270. I than used “john-hare rpi” and found some hits thanks to you and your DOOM WADs. No other obvious combinations turned up anything for me.
I haven’t done a vanity search in a while. I found something interesting in the top two:
Dean Lewis: Stand-up comedian whose datebook included a performance in January 2005 at Penn State Erie. Note: I just took a job last week at that campus.
Dean Lewis Associates: A distributor of hardware items including latches and fasteners. Note: my RPI research is in plastic fasteners.
I did make the first page, but just barely.
milo :: MarioKart was a favorite of mine for a while… but I neevr turned pro like you.
wendell :: I thought your presentation on wild camels was a high point in your career, personally. Along with wild lions and camels and their being affected my war (specifically missiles). I’m sure the overall anonymity works in your favor.
dean :: Those are some Erie coincidences.
Nothing on me. But someone with my name is on Death Row in Mansfield, Ohio.