While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned… for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the directory I apparently existed in three simultaneous locations. As if that wasn’t enough of a Planck in my eye… I also possessed dual, diametrically-opposed orientations at each location. Freaky!
Now that I think about it… I could sort of feel all those extra curled-up dimensions tickling my toes.
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So if Teddy dies does that mean that windmills can go in Nantucket Sound?
Oh… it’s a Mass thing.
How dare you cast aspersions on our beloved and ailing senior senator? I don’t know anything about windmills and Nantucket Sound, but I’m sure if it’s Good For The Children* and Good For The Earth* Senator Kennedy will be tireless in championing the efforts to move it forward.