While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned… for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the directory I apparently existed in three simultaneous locations. As if that wasn’t enough of a Planck in my eye… I also possessed dual, diametrically-opposed orientations at each location. Freaky!
Now that I think about it… I could sort of feel all those extra curled-up dimensions tickling my toes.
I'm a Christ-follower, compelled by my faith toward reason, which points directly toward conservatism. This world's daily onslaught of lunacy offends my intellect and senses, so this is my venue to blow off steam.
It’s not you – it’s MA. Reality doesn’t apply here.
@Lance
So if Teddy dies does that mean that windmills can go in Nantucket Sound?
Oh… it’s a Mass thing.
How dare you cast aspersions on our beloved and ailing senior senator? I don’t know anything about windmills and Nantucket Sound, but I’m sure if it’s Good For The Children* and Good For The Earth* Senator Kennedy will be tireless in championing the efforts to move it forward.
Haha, that is an interesting analysis but you have to realize that no law of physics was actually violated. Remember the third law of motion by Newton; every action has an equal and opposite reaction?
It’s even more confusing when the directory only has one ‘You are Here’ but it doesn’t correspond to the stores around you – scary? At least with two you have a choice!
On a quantum note – events at to the quantum level mean concepts like “movement” and “location” no longer have the same meaning as they do in the Newtonian world…
Is it worth it to use two circles in the map? And I was wondering where are you exactly in the map? It is very confusing. I haven’t seen one of these, but I can go to MA to see one.
I hate the sound that dude. Seems like even though no matter how hard I try to hide I’d be found either way or the other. That is why I never liked Physics, ever!