If you ever have doubts that there are corners of this country festering human debris… just go to YouTube.com and do a search for Maury Povich show paternity test episodes. There are a gazillion of them and they are hilarious beyond what mere street slang can describe.
The one below is one of my favorites… the woman has been on Maury’s show NINE times!? And this is the eleventh guy she’s had tested to be the father of her daughter!? ELEVEN?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! She was doing eleven guys at one time? Does her bed have one of those “Please Take a Number” things like at the deli? Who’s her OB/GYN… the Orkin man?