Favorite Videos – Maury Paternity Tests

If you ever have doubts that there are corners of this country festering human debris… just go to YouTube.com and do a search for Maury Povich show paternity test episodes. There are a gazillion of them and they are hilarious beyond what mere street slang can describe.

The one below is one of my favorites… the woman has been on Maury’s show NINE times!? And this is the eleventh guy she’s had tested to be the father of her daughter!? ELEVEN?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! She was doing eleven guys at one time? Does her bed have one of those “Please Take a Number” things like at the deli? Who’s her OB/GYN… the Orkin man?

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  1. Posted August 22, 2006 at 6:54 am | Permalink

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    Steve do you think these people get paid for this garbage? What a circus! And what bothers me the most is that Miss Promiscuous is not accepting responsibility for her actions. What a trifiling jerk she is. I am saddened that someone like her is raising a child. God please bless and keep this child. Please.

  2. Posted August 22, 2006 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, the child often gets forgotten in all these cases. You know that if these women were interested in a father for their kids they would have established a loving marriage with a steady income before creating new humans. Now there can always be a temporary lapse of a woman’s judgement (then nine months later a little poop machine comes along), but as is plain to see most of these cases are just examples of classlessness and gross irresponsibility.

  3. Heather
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    eleven?? go back and check your math, it’s definitley at least twelve, because Mr. Eleven is NOT the father.

    Flippancy aside, I can’t help but feel for little Shardae. How many “father figures” must be walking in and out of her life each week while she’s growing up?

  4. Posted August 24, 2006 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    Ah yes… it’s that keen engineering insight. :-) Indeed, the fact that there are eleven negatives means that there’s a POSITIVE still on the “loose”.

    In some circles father figures are rarer than gays at gun shows.

  5. NAOMI WILLIAMS
    Posted October 15, 2006 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    what is wrong with this woman? she has been on the show so many times i have actually lost count and i watch the show on a daily basis. this situation is no one fault but her own. having sex with all of those different men now that poor child must suffer the ridicule of possibly never knowing who her father is.

  6. gene
    Posted February 28, 2007 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    I thunk its sad she got all in his face, it just goes to show how women can be.

  7. dee
    Posted April 27, 2007 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    who is TELIA’S baby daddy?

  8. kimberly lucas
    Posted June 7, 2007 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    i have a stepson how is 8 his mother recently took my husband to court for child support just because he signed a paper at the hospital they wouldnt do a dna test they say he owes 4000 in back child support and its on our credit so we are unable to afford to get a home for our 2 s could you please help us find out if this is really our son so we can make him a part of our family we cant afford to pay for dna test. please help

  9. Posted June 7, 2007 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    Ha! That last one was a 419 scam. Check out this hilarious site to learn more: 419 Eater.

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