http://negative99.com/general/reflections-on-cancun-part-2/ An onslaught of expository excellence covering web design and development, politics and current events, faith and religion, guitar and music, programming... oh, and anything else. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:10:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://negative99.com/general/reflections-on-cancun-part-2/#comment-1092 Weekend Sandwich, Part I: Attack of the Nudists — Gnorb.NET Archive Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:19:15 +0000 http://www.negative99.com/archive/227#comment-1092 [...] Having read the following today on Negative99, on WarAxe’s trip down to Mexico, I thought this passage rather fitting: In reality I got used to [nude beaches] fairly quickly. However, there was one instance in particular that no preparation short of mammography training could have braced me. One day, as we were walking on the beach, I heard my wife say something like “Oh… my… word.” I followed her to gaze to the unfortunate conclusion… there was this HUGE woman with HUGE breasts the size of county fair blue ribbon watermelons. First of all, at rest state these things were totally succumb to gravity… Sir Isaac Newton had these weapons pointed directly at the Earth’s core. But the woman was vigorously putting lotion on them… and the activity caused these masses to violently swing in all sorts of trigonometric patterns. I can’t even imagine the rotational momentums being created. [...] [...] Having read the following today on Negative99, on WarAxe’s trip down to Mexico, I thought this passage rather fitting: In reality I got used to [nude beaches] fairly quickly. However, there was one instance in particular that no preparation short of mammography training could have braced me. One day, as we were walking on the beach, I heard my wife say something like “Oh… my… word.” I followed her to gaze to the unfortunate conclusion… there was this HUGE woman with HUGE breasts the size of county fair blue ribbon watermelons. First of all, at rest state these things were totally succumb to gravity… Sir Isaac Newton had these weapons pointed directly at the Earth’s core. But the woman was vigorously putting lotion on them… and the activity caused these masses to violently swing in all sorts of trigonometric patterns. I can’t even imagine the rotational momentums being created. [...]

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