This is my first time in Vegas, and it is truly crazy out here. Went into Prada and saw $650 shoes that were ugly and tacky beyond measure. This is the land of excess… so many people here drop green like they’ve got five hours to live. Watching fools pour $10K a craps roll into the casino’s pocket makes me wanna slap somebody. It’s no wonder they’ll buy the $360 shirts in the shops here.
I’d tried a little craps today (I finished up). On my roll I threw about 25 times before breakin’ a seven. For those of you who don’t know craps… that means I made everyone at my table a TON o’cash! [not me... I just bet the pass line because I have no idea what I'm doing] At one point I rolled a ‘9′ about ten times in a row… earning me the attention of several casino suits watching me like an impotent husband watches the pool boy. As I kept rolling a crowd gathered and people cheered. Afterward several players thanked me for the good run. That’s also where the phrase “being on a roll” comes from.
Anyways… here’s a completely crazy slots game. It is truly bizarre but too fun to stop playing. Because this game is so big (6 MB) I’m linking to this off of putfile.com. Here’s the link: click here.
I won’t be posting tomorrow, Sunday, so that I can take all day to cleanse the sin from my body… by tearing some sackcloth or soaking in vodka, I guess.
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Sounds like you had debauched fun. We all need to from time to time. heeheeeeheee;)
Just like Einsteinian relativity… I could have been steeped in debauchery and still liked like an acolyte among those heathens.
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