Negative99

22 Comments

1. Gladiator
   Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:10 am | Permalink

   wtf!? war axe, theres a naked lady in the house!

   so whut… ive seen better

2. dude1818
   Posted May 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

   You like naked women a lot, don’t you?

   (The last cutscene has “exposure.”)

3. WarAxe
   Posted May 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

   It looked to me like there was only cartoon-ish bikinis at worst. Was I wrong? I didn’t play it all the way through.

4. Gladiator
   Posted May 12, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

   DUDE THIS IZ TOTALY NOT SOMETHING TO PAS CLASS TIME IN I ALMOST WUZ CAUGHT!!! BY TH’ BY THE NAKED WOMEN DO LOOK CARTOONISH.
   CAPS LOCK BROKEN.

5. John3Sobieski
   Posted May 13, 2008 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

   The naked lady is a painting on the wall of Hiro’s home, just so you know, WarAxe. How do you play this? I can get the scroll, sleeping berries, the snot, the fish (i have no idea what that’s about), the bird, and the necklace. Where is the fruit that the samuria wants to eat. Another thing, all the women are dressed very minimalistically.

6. WarAxe
   Posted May 14, 2008 at 12:26 am | Permalink

   Oh… I see it. I didn’t even notice it at first. Looks like a Renaissance piece. Perhaps Michaelangelo?

7. Gladiator
   Posted May 14, 2008 at 10:26 am | Permalink

   yo, John3Sobieski, i got as far as u, and… im stuck.
   more stuck than a chinese ertquake victim.

   also every one that owns aninmal crossings wild world (i dont own it, cuzin does) look out for jim jim of ??? cuz he has a n.w. with him on his patterns, he may leave his mark.

8. blueeye8
   Posted May 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

   i am stuck
   i got the fish,turned it red,neckles,slumberries,slime
   and bird what do i do now

9. Gladiator
   Posted May 16, 2008 at 9:06 am | Permalink

   this game is f____ hilarious, , and i got the bird, and turned it red.

10. Gladiator
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 10:39 am | Permalink

    ok ive go this, talk to the lady at ur house 2 git berries.
    then that one bird watcher to gget th bird and bird fether.
    use bird to git necklace, fether to make panda sneze, get snot. snot to fix machine, necklace to skum to git dice.
    put beries in jucice and feed samri chick, get sowrd.
    put dice in big eared panda to get scroll. cut leaves to FIND machine then…. im stuck.

11. John3Sobieski
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    after you turn the fish red, feed it to the machine. that’s all I got

12. Gladiator-666
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    jhon, Quick how do u git the fish!

13. Vote 4 Pedro
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    This game was short
    1. u get the jar from da house
    2. u get the feather and da bird
    3. go north and u well find a neclace,use the bird 2 get the neclace
    4.take the neclace 2 the drunk,he’ll give ear plugs
    5.u give the ear plugs 2 da panda guardin the scroll
    6.u use the feather to make tha other panda sneeze and u get snot
    7.u use the goo on the machine to fix it,then u dip the berries in the red stuff
    8.u go by the gate and u use the jar to put the termites in
    9. u give the termites to the girl next to tha sleeping panda, she will goo
    10. u go to the hlium tank and put the goo there
    11. u give the girl that is setting next to the gate the berries and take the sword
    12.after u complete all that, u go bak to tha girl dat iz medetating and blah blah blah.
    13.go to the gate and beat the boss.

14. John3Sobieski
    Posted May 22, 2008 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    Get the fish at the “inconspicuous spot” where the sleeping panda, hidden machine, and the goo girl is. go into the lower right hand corner of the screen.

15. Edboy
    Posted May 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    if you yhink this game is suitable for minors your wrong. CURSE YOU CAPTAIN CENSORSHIP GOO!

16. Diggy Games
    Posted May 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    Yea, that’s a really good one. RPGs in general are very fun/addictive.

17. ace
    Posted June 3, 2008 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    how do i get rid of the censorship goo? there is a way!

18. ace
    Posted June 3, 2008 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    zomg!! get the fish dye it red use the sword on the plant in the far top corner in the place with the girl in the barrel then use the fish with the thing inside the palnt and you get x ray glasses the walk over to the censorship goo and you can see her naked!!

19. grantblant
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    umm ok for everyone out there these are the instructions(to see the barrell lady naked) so pay attention carefully
    1get the get girl freed from barrel by get ing the termites the get sword take sword to the tall leaves use sword on tall leaves then go to the botom right corner of that place where there are tall weeds and press the grab buton put the fish in the machine then go to the lady and use em!!

20. grantblant
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    im jus kidin i have no ides wat im tlkin about but ace dude u are so wrong ther must be somthing messed up wit u real bad for u to devote ur lifr into finding naked ladys in little japanese based rpg games i mean seriesly!!

21. ZeeeEe
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    How do you use the xray glasses?

22. ZeeeEe
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    oh wait.. i figured it out…

    ew.