Legends of Hiro (created by Visual Noise) is a Japanese-style RPG (that’s role-playing game, not rocket-propelled grenade) in the vein of a bazillion other games, like Final Fantasy. This game is actually fairly involved, has some crudeness to it (you’ve been warned) and will help kill time during your boring classes. 
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I'm a Christ-follower, compelled by my faith toward reason, which points directly toward conservatism. This world's daily onslaught of lunacy offends my intellect and senses, so this is my venue to blow off steam.
wtf!? war axe, theres a naked lady in the house!
so whut… ive seen better
You like naked women a lot, don’t you?
(The last cutscene has “exposure.”)
It looked to me like there was only cartoon-ish bikinis at worst. Was I wrong? I didn’t play it all the way through.
DUDE THIS IZ TOTALY NOT SOMETHING TO PAS CLASS TIME IN I ALMOST WUZ CAUGHT!!! BY TH’ BY THE NAKED WOMEN DO LOOK CARTOONISH.
CAPS LOCK BROKEN.
The naked lady is a painting on the wall of Hiro’s home, just so you know, WarAxe. How do you play this? I can get the scroll, sleeping berries, the snot, the fish (i have no idea what that’s about), the bird, and the necklace. Where is the fruit that the samuria wants to eat. Another thing, all the women are dressed very minimalistically.
Oh… I see it. I didn’t even notice it at first. Looks like a Renaissance piece. Perhaps Michaelangelo?
yo, John3Sobieski, i got as far as u, and… im stuck.
more stuck than a chinese ertquake victim.
also every one that owns aninmal crossings wild world (i dont own it, cuzin does) look out for jim jim of ??? cuz he has a n.w. with him on his patterns, he may leave his mark.
i am stuck
i got the fish,turned it red,neckles,slumberries,slime
and bird what do i do now
this game is f____ hilarious,
, and i got the bird, and turned it red.
ok ive go this, talk to the lady at ur house 2 git berries.
then that one bird watcher to gget th bird and bird fether.
use bird to git necklace, fether to make panda sneze, get snot. snot to fix machine, necklace to skum to git dice.
put beries in jucice and feed samri chick, get sowrd.
put dice in big eared panda to get scroll. cut leaves to FIND machine then…. im stuck.
after you turn the fish red, feed it to the machine. that’s all I got
jhon, Quick how do u git the fish!
This game was short
1. u get the jar from da house
2. u get the feather and da bird
3. go north and u well find a neclace,use the bird 2 get the neclace
4.take the neclace 2 the drunk,he’ll give ear plugs
5.u give the ear plugs 2 da panda guardin the scroll
6.u use the feather to make tha other panda sneeze and u get snot
7.u use the goo on the machine to fix it,then u dip the berries in the red stuff
8.u go by the gate and u use the jar to put the termites in
9. u give the termites to the girl next to tha sleeping panda, she will goo
10. u go to the hlium tank and put the goo there
11. u give the girl that is setting next to the gate the berries and take the sword
12.after u complete all that, u go bak to tha girl dat iz medetating and blah blah blah.
13.go to the gate and beat the boss.
Get the fish at the “inconspicuous spot” where the sleeping panda, hidden machine, and the goo girl is. go into the lower right hand corner of the screen.
if you yhink this game is suitable for minors your wrong. CURSE YOU CAPTAIN CENSORSHIP GOO!
Yea, that’s a really good one. RPGs in general are very fun/addictive.
how do i get rid of the censorship goo? there is a way!
zomg!! get the fish dye it red use the sword on the plant in the far top corner in the place with the girl in the barrel then use the fish with the thing inside the palnt and you get x ray glasses the walk over to the censorship goo and you can see her naked!!
umm ok for everyone out there these are the instructions(to see the barrell lady naked) so pay attention carefully
1get the get girl freed from barrel by get ing the termites the get sword take sword to the tall leaves use sword on tall leaves then go to the botom right corner of that place where there are tall weeds and press the grab buton put the fish in the machine then go to the lady and use em!!
im jus kidin i have no ides wat im tlkin about but ace dude u are so wrong ther must be somthing messed up wit u real bad for u to devote ur lifr into finding naked ladys in little japanese based rpg games i mean seriesly!!
How do you use the xray glasses?
oh wait.. i figured it out…
ew.
Hey if you go to the leaves over by the sleeping panda with the sword cut the leaves find the fish in the inconspicuous spot go turn it red and come back to sleeping panda area there is a machine behind the big leaves cut them with the sword and then use the red fish on it talk to the creator and then go to the girl with the censoship goo and use the glassses hidden fun surprise *( Do not attempt this at school with teachers eyes around you)* – Vital hint to what you see……
I like this game, quite detailed and intricate for a flash game.
where da helllo jello du u get da fresh fruit
I love the RPGs
oh la la
hot
these games rule i like all offthese games rock on negative 99
do any of the games not have sound? or a way to turn off the sound?…
question…is their a way to turn off sound on games or any games that do not have sound? (i’m at work).