Category Archives: Jovial Cynicism

The 12 Most Annoying Types of Facebook Users

The 12 Most Annoying Types of Facebook Users

I swear that I wrote this CNN article re-posted below. It is true like the Bible. True like math. True like jazz (although not Don Miller’s politics, which are NOT true). I fear that if I were to widdle down my Facebook friends by removing anyone who resembled one of these annoying folks — and [...]

Intolerance, Hypocrisy Define Hollywood, Radical Gay Activism (updated)

Intolerance, Hypocrisy Define Hollywood, Radical Gay Activism (updated)

Oh America… what ever happened to “I may not agree with what you are saying, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it”??? Carrie Prejean, Miss California in the 2009 Miss USA Pageant, has just found out what it means to speak honestly and sincerely about core Christian beliefs in this supposedly [...]

A Cynical Yet Fair Poke at Twitter

A Cynical Yet Fair Poke at Twitter

I think this video applies as much to Facebook status updates as it does to the whole of Twitter. Enjoy!

Enter Hope’nchange: Obama Becomes the President

Enter Hope’nchange: Obama Becomes the President

Today Barack Hussein Obama becomes the 44th President of the United States. I wasn’t necessarily a fan of John McCain, but I really did NOT want to see a Chicago liberal become president. I have been fairly quiet since the election, and was shockingly more distraught about my beloved Patriots losing last year’s SuperBowl XLII [...]

Happy Cynical Thanksgiving!

Happy Cynical Thanksgiving!

So it’s that day of the year again in the US when we celebrate Thanksgiving. It’s a bit humorous that with all the blessings upon this great country we mentally squeeze our collective gratitude into a single day. We’re probably at a point where we have no idea how much we actually should be thankful [...]

School: 1958 vs. 2008

School: 1958 vs. 2008

I just got this in an email forward. I’m sure most everyone has seen it before, but I hadn’t and I found it to be cute, pithy, and too truthful. Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1958 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s [...]

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Compassionate Disclaimer: Jesus loves everyone mentioned in this post. So what’s the deal with these lethal peanuts? Not to sound old and cranky, but when I was growing up there was never such a thing as a so-called “peanut allergy”. No student was ever punished for bringing a PB&J sandwich to school… and surely no [...]

They Destroyed My Reputation Says Hooker (!?)

They Destroyed My Reputation Says Hooker (!?)

According to a story today, New York’s darling-est whore, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, is suing Joe Francis, the maker of “Girls Gone Wild” (GGW). If you don’t remember, I blogged about Ashley Dupré in March when she took down Eliot Spitzer… in the political sense. Now, that GGW guy Joe Francis is scum for sure… but [...]

Earth Day 2008 – What can you do?

Earth Day 2008 – What can you do?

It’s Earth Day 2008 and everyone is talking green – despite the ridiculously hypocritical nature [pun] of it all. I’m not big on the greenies or their leftist propaganda… but I do like this big rock we’re living on. I like it because the chances of a rock just like this to support any complex [...]

Freedom and Obesity

Freedom and Obesity

So I was at the grocery store in the frozen food aisle picking up some vegetables. I catch a glimpse of this grossly obese man down the aisle a ways, with ridiculously over-sized sweats hugging his mammoth torso. He was over 400 pounds for sure. He was holding the the door open (pet peeve of [...]