Category Archives: Humor

April Fool’s Day // Negative99 Gets Hacked By Islamic Terrorists!

April Fool’s Day // Negative99 Gets Hacked By Islamic Terrorists!

Today your RSS feed may have brought up a strange post on Negative99.com… just after a post critical of radical Islam. hacked// asite NEGATIVE99 infidel negative99 infidel hav hack pages ha ha w. bush = 666 and satan _must disembark away the holy peoples oh to glorious allah And when you go to Negative99 you [...]

Math

Math

Here’s an email forward that I received recently and found to be cute. Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I dug in my pocket for 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking [...]

(United States)RED

(United States)RED

This is a parody piece (done by me in Adobe Photoshop) mashing up the 2004 US Presidential Election by-county map (red vs. blue) with the (PRODUCT)RED campaign for the Global Fund. Part of the irony comes from the right-leaning “red state” map of the by-county vote breakdown, and the left-leaning political alignment of the (RED) [...]

Jump

Jump

While perusing Amazon and YouTube I found some interesting takes on Van Halen‘s classic (some of which involve Diamond Dave himself). YouTube // Paul Anka – Live at the Orange Lounge

Who Wants To (not) Be A Millionaire?

Who Wants To (not) Be A Millionaire?

These are funny. Funny in the same way that the zoo is funny, I guess. The first two videos are funny because the contestants are so confident of themselves (after all, it IS the first question). The third video is funny because more of the French audience thought the Sun revolved around the Earth than [...]

Once a Paris Hilton, Always a Paris Hilton

Once a Paris Hilton, Always a Paris Hilton

This is completely beautiful and poetic. [ht:milo]

If you’re going to be stupid, you have to be smart about it.

If you’re going to be stupid, you have to be smart about it.

Recently an event came to my attention that inclined me to spontaneously spout the following: You know… if you’re gonna’ be stupid, you gotta’ be smart about it. I love one-liners, and the poetry of this one rang true in my ears as soon as it left my lips. I quickly Googled to see if [...]

More Christian vs. Christ-Follower

More Christian vs. Christ-Follower

A while back I posted links to a few humorous videos that centered around the difference between being a Christian versus being a Christ-follower. It came to my attention that there were a couple more so I linked them below. For those not aware, these videos are in the genre of the recent Apple commercials [...]

Headlines 2029

Headlines 2029

This was sent to me via email and I thought it valuable enough to share with everyone. HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in Mexifornia, the seventh largest country in the world. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Couple petitions court to [...]

Medieval Tech Support

Medieval Tech Support

This is a great video that conveys the pain I feel sometimes when I’m trying to help people with their computer problems. This is a classic.