Category Archives: Humor

School: 1958 vs. 2008

School: 1958 vs. 2008

I just got this in an email forward. I’m sure most everyone has seen it before, but I hadn’t and I found it to be cute, pithy, and too truthful.
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, [...]

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Compassionate Disclaimer: Jesus loves everyone mentioned in this post.
So what’s the deal with these lethal peanuts? Not to sound old and cranky, but when I was growing up there was never such a thing as a so-called “peanut allergy”. No student was ever punished for bringing a PB&J sandwich [...]

So Much For The Laws of Physics

So Much For The Laws of Physics

While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned… for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the [...]

Brian Regan - “I Walked On the Moon”

Brian Regan - “I Walked On the Moon”

I laughed so hard! This is so true… I think everyone knows somebody like the “Me Monster”. There was a kid back in high school who would respond to anyone’s story with “That’s nothin’…”, and then go on with some terribly fictitious tale.
YouTube video
This comedian, Brian Regan, is hilarious… original and [...]

A Demonstration on Pride (updated)

A Demonstration on Pride (updated)

In my church we’ve been doing a series on the 7 deadly sins. Today’s sermon was on pride, and we opened with a video presentation that included this YouTube clip here of a girl upset because her father just gave her a car that was red, and she REALLY wanted blue. Her reaction [...]

Can you hear my bullets now?

Can you hear my bullets now?

Ahh… the good ole’ call-your-parents-before-a-firefight gag. That one never gets old. In fact, I think I’m going to start ending all my phone conversations with “Incoming! RPG! _click_”.

April Fool’s Day // Negative99 Gets Hacked By Islamic Terrorists!

April Fool’s Day // Negative99 Gets Hacked By Islamic Terrorists!

Today your RSS feed may have brought up a strange post on Negative99.com… just after a post critical of radical Islam.
hacked// asite NEGATIVE99 infidel
negative99 infidel hav hack pages ha ha
w. bush = 666 and satan _must disembark away the holy peoples oh to glorious allah
And when you go to Negative99 you see a page that [...]

Math

Math

Here’s an email forward that I received recently and found to be cute.

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I dug in my pocket for 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while [...]

(United States)RED

(United States)RED

This is a parody piece (done by me in Adobe Photoshop) mashing up the 2004 US Presidential Election by-county map (red vs. blue) with the (PRODUCT)RED campaign for the Global Fund.
Part of the irony comes from the right-leaning “red state” map of the by-county vote breakdown, and the left-leaning political alignment of the (RED) movement, [...]

Jump

Jump

While perusing Amazon and YouTube I found some interesting takes on Van Halen’s classic (some of which involve Diamond Dave himself).

YouTube // Paul Anka - Live at the Orange Lounge