Category Archives: Humor

The 12 Most Annoying Types of Facebook Users

The 12 Most Annoying Types of Facebook Users

I swear that I wrote this CNN article re-posted below. It is true like the Bible. True like math. True like jazz (although not Don Miller’s politics, which are NOT true). I fear that if I were to widdle down my Facebook friends by removing anyone who resembled one of these annoying folks — and [...]

A Cynical Yet Fair Poke at Twitter

A Cynical Yet Fair Poke at Twitter

I think this video applies as much to Facebook status updates as it does to the whole of Twitter. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

From all of me at Negative99, to all of you… have a very safe, faith-filled Christmas!

Ireland Wonders What’s Wrong With the US

Ireland Wonders What’s Wrong With the US

I just got this in my email and thought it was great! It’s an an open letter from Ireland to their brethren in the States. It’s an enjoyable read regardless of your political affiliation. We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one [...]

School: 1958 vs. 2008

School: 1958 vs. 2008

I just got this in an email forward. I’m sure most everyone has seen it before, but I hadn’t and I found it to be cute, pithy, and too truthful. Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1958 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s [...]

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Ebola, Arsenic, Peanuts, Cyanide… Killers! (whatever)

Compassionate Disclaimer: Jesus loves everyone mentioned in this post. So what’s the deal with these lethal peanuts? Not to sound old and cranky, but when I was growing up there was never such a thing as a so-called “peanut allergy”. No student was ever punished for bringing a PB&J sandwich to school… and surely no [...]

So Much For The Laws of Physics

So Much For The Laws of Physics

While returning from Cape Cod this past Memorial Day weekend we stopped at the Prime Outlets in Lee, Massachusetts. When I happened across a store directory I was a bit stunned… for as you can see in the attached picture the laws of physics cease to exist at these outlets!? While viewing the directory I [...]

Brian Regan – “I Walked On the Moon”

Brian Regan – “I Walked On the Moon”

I laughed so hard! This is so true… I think everyone knows somebody like the “Me Monster”. There was a kid back in high school who would respond to anyone’s story with “That’s nothin’…”, and then go on with some terribly fictitious tale. YouTube video This comedian, Brian Regan, is hilarious… original and expressive, with [...]

A Demonstration on Pride (updated)

A Demonstration on Pride (updated)

In my church we’ve been doing a series on the 7 deadly sins. Today’s sermon was on pride, and we opened with a video presentation that included this YouTube clip here of a girl upset because her father just gave her a car that was red, and she REALLY wanted blue. Her reaction is priceless, [...]

Can you hear my bullets now?

Can you hear my bullets now?

Ahh… the good ole’ call-your-parents-before-a-firefight gag. That one never gets old. In fact, I think I’m going to start ending all my phone conversations with “Incoming! RPG! _click_”.