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		<title>A Cynical Yet Fair Poke at Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think this video applies as much to Facebook status updates as it does to the whole of Twitter. Enjoy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think this video applies as much to Facebook status updates as it does to the whole of Twitter.  Enjoy!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s happening with Negative99?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret&#8230; I haven&#8217;t blogged in a month!? Blogging as a personal tool for expression has waned in the shadow of Facebook, Twitter, and any number of new digital tools of personal mass-communication. Unless someone can blog full-time as a profession or committed hobby it is difficult to maintain steady and meaningful content&#8230; making [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret&#8230; I haven&#8217;t blogged in a month!?</p>
<p>Blogging as a personal tool for expression has waned in the shadow of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=707666314">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/waraxe">Twitter</a>, and any number of new digital tools of personal mass-communication.  Unless someone can blog full-time as a profession or committed hobby it is difficult to maintain steady and meaningful content&#8230; making the maintenance of such a beast more trouble than it&#8217;s worth.</p>
<p>I have had this conversation with several blogging friends within the last few months.  As more and more of our friends and family get on Facebook, for example, it&#8217;s much easier to maintain interactive and up-to-date communication with them within Facebook, rather than a blog.  And since most folks I know started a blog to (mostly) broadcast happenings to family and friends&#8230; well, you can see the conundrum.</p>
<p>Infrequent posting can be minimized by emphasizing <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS">RSS feeds</a>.  Today, it&#8217;s impractical to keep up with more than a few blogs without subscribing to their feeds (for example: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/negative99">here&#8217;s mine</a>).  Once you have a site&#8217;s feed you can effectively &#8220;combine&#8221; them using tools such as <a href="http://reader.google.com">Google Reader</a> into a one-stop shop of all your favorite blogs&#8217; latest posts.</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m not saying that blogging is gonna fade out very soon.  Indeed, the number of blogs on the internet is still increasing.  What I&#8217;m saying is that &#8211; with every medium &#8211; there is a natural cycle&#8230; and the &#8220;personal&#8221; blog is waning.  The &#8220;topical&#8221; blog is still a strong format, and won&#8217;t be slowing down anytime soon.</p>
<p>As such, I may be turning Negative99 into a topical blog in the near future.  I will first &#8211; probably &#8211; set up my personal website, SteveMooradian.com, to be more of a personal &#8220;portal&#8221; that will contain a aggregated blog feed, Twitter feed, Facebook feed, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/waraxe/">Flickr feed</a>, and other details.  Whereas my blog, Negative99, will host content directly related to what I&#8217;m most passionate about&#8230; being a Christ-follower who&#8217;s conservative, unashamed, and too discerning for his own patience.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   I&#8217;m not sure exactly when this change will occur&#8230; but if you <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/negative99">SUBSCRIBE</a> then you&#8217;ll be the first to know!</p>
<p><em><strong>UPDATE:</strong>  Yes, yes&#8230; I figure I&#8217;ll keep the flash games up&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>I have a blog?</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/general/i-have-a-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody had to remind me today that I have a blog. With so much going on in life and all it becomes hard to figure out when and what to blog on. I may very well transform this blog into something more topical (while still keeping all the flash g@mes)&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure yet.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody had to remind me today that I have a blog.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   With so much going on in life and all it becomes hard to figure out when and what to blog on.  I may very well transform this blog into something more topical (while still keeping all the flash g@mes)&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure yet.</p>
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		<title>WordPress 2.7 is crazy delicious!!!</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/blogging/wordpress-27-is-crazy-delicious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just installed (in a sandbox &#8212; not public yet) the latest version of the stupendous blogging software (yet so much more) WordPress and it is probably the biggest leap the software has taken yet. Don&#8217;t let the two point seven fool you&#8230; this is a three dot oh if ever there was one. In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just installed (in a sandbox &#8212; not public yet) the latest version of the stupendous blogging software (yet so much more) WordPress and it is probably the biggest leap the software has taken yet.  Don&#8217;t let the two point seven fool you&#8230; this is a three dot oh if ever there was one.  In the front folks will enjoy better commenting, including threaded conversations!  But the tastiest confections are in the blog administration area&#8230; mmmm&#8230; <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Blog Action Day 2008 &#8211; Poverty</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/faith/blog-action-day-2008-poverty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what is the so-called Blog Action Day? Blog Action Day is an annual nonprofit event that aims to unite the world’s bloggers, podcasters and videocasters, to post about the same issue on the same day. Our aim is to raise awareness and trigger a global discussion. This year&#8217;s issue is poverty. Let&#8217;s be honest&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what is the so-called <a href="http://blogactionday.org">Blog Action Day</a>?</p>
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Blog Action Day is an annual nonprofit event that aims to unite the world’s bloggers, podcasters and videocasters, to post about the same issue on the same day. Our aim is to raise awareness and trigger a global discussion.
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<p><img src="http://negative99.com/images/_armenian_poverty.jpg" width="250" height="165" alt="poverty in Armenia" title="poverty in Armenia" class="floatright" />This year&#8217;s issue is poverty.  Let&#8217;s be honest&#8230; poverty sucks.  Nobody who&#8217;s in poverty wants to be there.  So why is anyone in poverty?  What&#8217;s the root cause of poverty?   Can we do anything about it?</p>
<p>Talking about poverty in the United States seems a little like talking about electricity within the Amish community &#8212; we have it, but not much of it (relative to the world), and in seemingly different flavors and for different reasons.  I&#8217;ve seen some poverty both in the US and in other countries&#8230; and frankly, our poverty appears lame by comparison.  My wife, who volunteers in a local shelter and has also been to many more regions of the world than I have, has an even clearer perspective.  My lineage comes from Armenia&#8230; a place with serious, serious poverty.  My wife and I support a little girl in Bolivia through <a href="http://compassion.org">Compassion International</a>.  And there are of course many, many more places around the globe that are so poor it makes Western poverty look like the Hamptons.  I guess it&#8217;s relative.  Is it?</p>
<p>So how do we end poverty?  Well&#8230; we don&#8217;t.  For me as a Christ-follower I&#8217;m called to fight poverty, but not to END it.  We&#8217;re NEVER going to end poverty.  You can&#8217;t end poverty any more than you can end indigestion or greed.  Poverty is the result of humanity&#8217;s fallen-ness and depravity.  We are by nature very clever and slightly evil.  Anyone who&#8217;s spent any time at a homeless shelter knows that some people, no matter how much wealth they&#8217;re given, will be impoverished again eventually.</p>
<p>Ok, so how do we <strong>fight</strong> poverty?  And even more importantly for Christ-followers like me&#8230; how do we fight poverty in a way that glorifies God, rather than in a way that glorifies secular humanism.   One of the best scriptural assessments I&#8217;ve found anywhere addressing this issue was <a href="http://theresurgence.com/john_armstrong_2007_the_cause_and_cure_of_poverty">this article here, titled <em>The Cause and Cure of Poverty</em></a>, written by <a href="http://theresurgence.com/profile_john_armstrong">John Armstrong</a> for Mark Driscoll&#8217;s <a href="http://theresurgence.com/">TheResurgence</a> blog.  My own attempt to directly word-tackle this issue would seem pathetic next to John&#8217;s article&#8230; <a href="http://theresurgence.com/john_armstrong_2007_the_cause_and_cure_of_poverty">so just read his</a>!  Seriously!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Some excerpts:</p>
<blockquote><p>What causes poverty? The question presently plagues many serious Christian thinkers and leaders. The answers vary but the proposed solutions are the stuff of our political campaigns every four years. We can already hear the discussion from the various candidates for the presidency in 2008, both Republican and Democrat.</p>
<p>[...]</p>
<p>&#8230;Capitalism is deeply rooted in the Judeo-Christian moral code. (This is not to defend all that Adam Smith, the so-called father of modern capitalism, wrote since Smith made mistakes as any theorist will.)  &#8230;Capitalism is not rooted in greed at all, as is falsely argued by numerous Christian activists today.  &#8230;Capitalism, when it is rightly understood, is rooted in altruism. And it is fundamentally based upon creativity, the creativity of both service and wealth.  &#8230;Wealth is good, something many pious Christians have a hard time appreciating.</p>
<p>[...]</p>
<p>Simply put, capitalism creates new wealth, it doesn&#8217;t simply capture it or steal it from others.</p>
<p>Think about the much-maligned Wal-Mart chain. Politicians, and the various critics of modern forms of American capitalism, routinely attack Wal-Mart even though their overall record as a company is generally one of helping create jobs, of providing goods at cheaper prices and of stimulating creative economic changes. Yes, mom and pop stores do suffer when Wal-Mart moves to town. But that is the nature of the system. Mom and pop will have to adjust. The spirit of freedom allows them to do exactly that if they become creative enough to work better within the free-market system.</p>
<p>[...]</p>
<p>Socialism always destroys personal freedoms by trying to plan for other lives through a central government system that watches out for you. (This is why President Reagan once quipped that the worst words you could ever hear were these: &#8220;I&#8217;m from the government and I&#8217;m here to help you!&#8221;) Capitalism allows you to plan for yourself. It allows for creativity and enterprise. Furthermore, it encourages people to provide for others in order to express their creativity through goods and services. Greed is, in reality, inimical to capitalism. Greed drives the welfare state more than it does capitalism since greedy people want unearned rewards to be given to them by a benevolent government that levels the playing field. Such a system directly causes people to petition governments to solve their personal problems, and the bigger the government&#8217;s role becomes the worse the nightmare.</p>
<p>The problem with liberal economic state-based solutions is that they undermine this cycle of personal success and initiative. Capitalism allows even &#8220;the wretched of the earth&#8221; to succeed. Envy and greed create wars and revolutions. Witness the great twentieth century bloodbaths, most of which revolved around economic thoughts and the role of government in engineering material possession and seeking to level the playing field economically.</p>
<p>[...]</p>
<p>Many young Christians are being sold a bill of goods about the evils of capitalism by evangelical writers such as Ron Sider, Tony Campolo and Jim Wallis. The intentions of these men are generally good. They desire equality, which is good. They also hate injustice and racism. This is also very good. But the equality of means and income is not the basis of real freedom. Even lifting everyone out of poverty is not possible since poverty is rooted in much more than access to more money.</p></blockquote>
<p>Indeed, it seems too many Christian folks are buying into a form of humanist socialism as a means to address society&#8217;s social justice issues.   Their heart may be in the right place&#8230; but Christ tells us that WE (His followers) are the ones who are supposed to be doing that work IN HIS NAME, so that HE get&#8217;s the glory rather than some socialist system.  So rather than pay higher taxes into an impersonal, godless system of idiotic wealth redistribution we should be supporting free markets and lower taxes so that not only is new wealth is created for all, but so we have more personal income to directly invest (both with our money and volunteer time) into Christ-honoring ministries that fight poverty and win souls.</p>
<p>Free market capitalism and lower taxation actually become a major part of the Christ-follower&#8217;s fight against poverty &#8212; surprise surprise.   <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Blog Comments and Moderation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WordPress blogging software has some features that allow people&#8217;s comments to be held for moderation by me later (rather than published instantly). BUT, it&#8217;s not always clear what constitutes the criteria. For instance, I have it set to hold any comment for my personal moderation that includes more than one hyperlink (tell-tale spam), or that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> blogging software has some features that allow people&#8217;s comments to be held for moderation by me later (rather than published instantly).  BUT, it&#8217;s not always clear what constitutes the criteria.  For instance, I have it set to hold any comment for my personal moderation that includes more than one hyperlink (tell-tale spam), or that includes a word contained in this <strong>HUGE</strong> list of common spam words and foul language.  </p>
<p>However, sometimes comments that are plainly legit, and/or are from friends or family, and/or don&#8217;t seem to meet any of the above criteria are <strong>still</strong> held for moderation.  I&#8217;m not sure why, and it&#8217;s annoying, but I wanted to make everyone aware.  I wish I could individually grant a specific visitor &#8220;a free pass&#8221;, but WordPress doesn&#8217;t do that (yet).  So if your comments are held for moderation inexplicably it&#8217;s probably not your fault.</p>
<p>And speaking of spam, Negative99 just passed over 150,000 spam comments caught by the great <a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a> spam filter.</p>
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		<title>What I&#8217;m Up To</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a little silent on here&#8230; but not for lack of things to rant about. I&#8217;ve been traveling to Lake Placid, watching the Olympics, and playing the game Mass Effect. I&#8217;ll be posting pictures from Lake Placid soon&#8230; and I&#8217;ll also be weighing in on the Mass Effect game (because there&#8217;s a little controversy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a little silent on here&#8230; but not for lack of things to rant about.  I&#8217;ve been traveling to Lake Placid, watching the Olympics, and playing the game <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_effect">Mass Effect</a>.  I&#8217;ll be posting pictures from Lake Placid soon&#8230; and I&#8217;ll also be weighing in on the Mass Effect game (because there&#8217;s a little controversy to it).</p>
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		<title>Upgraded to WordPress 2.6 and all&#8217;s well.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I begged them to implement the WordPress.COM avatar-generation option for the WordPress.ORG software&#8230; and in THIS version they did! That means that if a commenter doesn&#8217;t have a Gravatar (although everyone SHOULD!) I can instead have their supplied email address generate an avatar for them &#8211; like a special geometric pattern (identicon) or a little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I begged them to implement the WordPress.COM avatar-generation option for the WordPress.ORG software&#8230; and in THIS version they did!  That means that if a commenter doesn&#8217;t have a <a href="http://en.gravatar.com/">Gravatar</a> (although everyone SHOULD!) I can instead have their supplied email address generate an avatar for them &#8211; like a special geometric pattern (identicon) or a little monster (monsterID).</p>
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		<title>Gravatars &#8211; Get Some!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 05:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get a lot of questions asking me, &#8220;How do I get a picture avatar next to my comments like you and other people have?&#8221; &#8230;or saying, &#8220;I checked your blog everywhere for a place to upload my picture but couldn&#8217;t find one anywhere.&#8221; The answer is Gravatar.com. My site supports what are called gravatars, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://negative99.com/images/gravatars.gif" width="232" height="401" alt="Gravatars in my comments section" title="Gravatars in my comments section" class="floatleft" />I get a lot of questions asking me, &#8220;How do I get a picture avatar next to my comments like you and other people have?&#8221; &#8230;or saying, &#8220;I checked your blog everywhere for a place to upload my picture but couldn&#8217;t find one anywhere.&#8221;  The answer is <a href="http://en.gravatar.com">Gravatar.com</a>.</p>
<p>My site supports what are called gravatars, or <strong>g</strong>lobally <strong>r</strong>ecognized <strong>avatars</strong>.  Your gravatar is basically a small, square picture that follows you from blog to blog appearing beside your name when you comment on a gravatar-enabled website.  There are many, many websites that support gravatars&#8230; and version 2.5 of <a href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> (the most prevalent blogging software on the internet) was recently released with gravatar support built-in.</p>
<p>On <a href="http://negative99.com">Negative99</a>, you will see gravatars used in the comments section of my blog posts.  I have included a sample screen capture here of some blog comments&#8230;  I have marked people who have an active gravatar image with a green arrow, and those that don&#8217;t with a red one.  You can see that the default placeholder for someone without a gravatar is a light-gray, androgynous silhouette.  Don&#8217;t let this be you!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://en.gravatar.com/signup">Signing up</a> for a gravatar is FREE and painless.  All you need is your email address.  You&#8217;ll be able to upload any image you like and perform zoom and crop functions inside their website.  You can also &#8220;store&#8221; more than one gravatar for later use &#8211; I have five gravatars that I&#8217;ll rotate through when I get bored.  It can&#8217;t get much easier.  </p>
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		<title>New Design Here!</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/blogging/new-design-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 07:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Of course there will be the obligatory tweaking over the next few weeks&#8230; but here&#8217;s the long-awaited (mostly by me) redesign. I will blog about this officially very soon &#8211; the post you are looking at is an &#8220;aside&#8221;, and is styled slightly subtler than a regular post. Let me know what you think!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course there will be the obligatory tweaking over the next few weeks&#8230; but here&#8217;s the long-awaited (mostly by me) redesign.  I will blog about this officially very soon &#8211; the post you are looking at is an &#8220;aside&#8221;, and is styled slightly subtler than a regular post.  Let me know what you think!</p>
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		<title>New Design Coming Soon</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/blogging/new-design-coming-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been jawing about this a while (too long)&#8230; but there is seriously a new design for this blog coming very soon. It will be another light-on-dark color scheme&#8230; but very colorful, slightly space-themed, and demi-minimalistic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been jawing about this a while (too long)&#8230; but there is seriously a new design for this blog coming very soon.  It will be another light-on-dark color scheme&#8230; but very colorful, slightly space-themed, and demi-minimalistic.</p>
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		<title>April Fool&#8217;s Day // Negative99 Gets Hacked By Islamic Terrorists!</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/general/hacked-asite-negative99-infidel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colorful search]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Negative99.com.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virgin Airways]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today your RSS feed may have brought up a strange post on Negative99.com&#8230; just after a post critical of radical Islam. hacked// asite NEGATIVE99 infidel negative99 infidel hav hack pages ha ha w. bush = 666 and satan _must disembark away the holy peoples oh to glorious allah And when you go to Negative99 you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today your RSS feed may have brought up a strange post on Negative99.com&#8230; just after a post critical of radical Islam.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>hacked// asite NEGATIVE99 infidel</strong></p>
<p>negative99 infidel hav hack pages ha ha</p>
<p>w. bush = 666 and satan _must disembark away the holy peoples oh to glorious allah</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.negative99.com/images/infidel.png" rel="lightbox[378]"><img src="http://www.negative99.com/images/_infidel.png" width="177" height="250" alt="My site hacked by Islamic radicals" title="My site hacked by Islamic radicals"  class="left" /></a>And when you go to Negative99 you see a page that has most certainly been hacked!  Oh no!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   But all is well&#8230; it&#8217;s April 1, and this blog &#8211; which sat out the last few April 1&#8242;s &#8211; decided to celebrate this one.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080401122941.xk3h8sqp&#038;show_article=1">April 1 is a day of fun on the internet</a>&#8230; when websites will post fake stories and feature special surprises.  For example, Google started taking volunteers today for its Mars colonization program in partnership with Virgin Airways.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So after <a href="http://www.negative99.com/faith/fitna-video-shows-islamic-appeasement-means-no-more-free-speech/">I posted yesterday on my blog about the recent Fitna movie controversy</a> (which was critical of radical Islamism) I decided that a GREAT April Fool&#8217;s Day joke would be to hack my own site!  I opened up Photoshop and went to town putting together what I would do if I were to hack someone&#8217;s page (a weird feeling indeed).  One of the hardest things about pretending to be a Muslim extremist &#8211; incredulously enough &#8211; was finding extremist material on the web to use on the site!?  Indeed&#8230; what I thought would take 30 seconds actually took 30 minutes of pouring through google search results to try and find SOME terrorist website.  I had to settle for grabbing images off of the terrorist groups&#8217; MySpace pages (you can&#8217;t make this stuff up).  I can&#8217;t even imagine what it&#8217;s going to be like the next time I try and fly in an airplane after all the colorful search strings I sent through Google.</p>
<p>So, I took the hacked-site-image I created and made a special site theme (called &#8220;Infidel&#8221;) which would ONLY show a &#8220;hacked&#8221; webpage of my creation, but that would allow my RSS feed to continue to work.  This morning before work I initiated the hack.</p>
<p>I was very heartened by the outpouring of concern today via cellphone and email.  Many friends and colleagues picked up on the &#8220;hack&#8221; quickly and started calling me.  I was also very flattered that most (about 80%) thought the hack was legit!  Cool!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   And really&#8230; in the hustle and bustle of the daily grind who has time to pay attention to the fact it&#8217;s April 1?  I don&#8217;t always&#8230; and in fact one year a local radio station&#8217;s morning show (<a href="http://www.pyx106.com/pages/wolf/wolf_whatsnew.html">Wakin&#8217; Up With the Wolf on PYX106</a>) had me convinced they were bought out and replaced with a Spanish-only show.  Oops.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>So rejoice, for what it&#8217;s worth Negative99.com has survived the clutches of fake Islamist &#8216;l33t h4x0rs.</p>
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		<title>WordPress 2.5 Released!</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/blogging/wordpress-25-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookie encryption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matt Mullenweg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media library]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Westwood]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[WordPress Theme]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[WordPress 2.5 has been officially released! Rejoice, oh blogging masses! As I stated in an earlier post (while alpha-testing the software) this is a major software upgrade with a gazillion improvements. As with any massive change there will be some broken WordPress themes and plugins to fix&#8230; but the sunshine on the horizon is nearly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/wordpress-25-brecker/"><img src="http://www.negative99.com/images/wordpress_newsite.jpg" width="250" height="172" alt="WordPress - new release and site redesign" title="WordPress - new release and site redesign" class="left" /></a><a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/wordpress-25-brecker/">WordPress 2.5 has been officially released</a>! <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />   Rejoice, oh blogging masses!</p>
<p>As I stated <a href="http://www.negative99.com/electrons/wordpress-25/">in an earlier post</a> (while alpha-testing the software) this is a major software upgrade with a gazillion improvements.  As with any massive change there will be some broken WordPress themes and plugins to fix&#8230; but the sunshine on the horizon is nearly blinding.  I really can&#8217;t wait to dive in on this release and start developing websites.  I think the huge upgrades to the design and operation of the administration interface is paramount to customer adoption and usability (every developer knows that user self-sustainability cannot be over-stated, period). </p>
<p>And if the new release wasn&#8217;t enough, the WordPress website itself just got a sweet redesign too!  Very nice, Matt!</p>
<p>From <a href="http://ma.tt/">Matt Mullenweg</a>&#8216;s <a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/wordpress-25-brecker/">official announcement</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>
WordPress 2.5, the culmination of six months of work by the WordPress community, people just like you. The improvements in 2.5 are numerous, and almost entirely a result of your feedback: multi-file uploading, one-click plugin upgrades, built-in galleries, customizable dashboard, salted passwords and cookie encryption, media library, a WYSIWYG that doesnâ€™t mess with your code, concurrent post editing protection, full-screen writing, and search that covers posts and pages.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Here are some stats from <a href="http://blog.ftwr.co.uk/">Peter Westwood</a> that he <a href="http://westi.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/wordpress-25-in-detail/">just posted about</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>
<a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/wordpress-25-brecker/">WordPress 2.5 has been released</a> and includes a huge number of changes over the WordPress 2.3 series.  Rather than list the changes in detail which would probably take me some days to write out I offer the following statistics and information about the WordPress 2.5 release:</p>
<ul>
<li>In development for 185 days (6 months 3 days to be precise).</li>
<li>Changes to 364 files with 54008 insertions, and 29136 deletions for more detail you can <a href="http://blog.ftwr.co.uk/wp-content/dropbox/wordpress-2.5-diffstat.txt">view the diffstat output</a>.</li>
<li>Patches committed from over 110 different contributors.</li>
<li>Over 1300 individual changes made for more detail you can <a href="http://blog.ftwr.co.uk/wp-content/dropbox/wordpress-2.5-changelog.txt">view a complete changelog</a>.</li>
</ul>
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		<title>1&amp;1 Internet Hosting = Colossal Suckfest (updated)</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/blogging/11-internet-hosting-colossal-suckfest/</link>
		<comments>http://negative99.com/blogging/11-internet-hosting-colossal-suckfest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adobe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising revenue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DNS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Hosting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet property]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1&#038;1 sucks. I used to use (until 17 minutes ago) 1&#038;1 Internet Hosting for all my websites, including this blog. Now, I&#8217;ve had problems with them frequently, but the past 3 days have been beyond anything readily comparable. Over the weekend the server that &#8220;hosts&#8221; my web content was up&#8230; then down&#8230; then up&#8230; then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.negative99.com/images/1and1_sucks.gif" width="159" height="146" alt="1and1 Hosting Sucks" title="1and1 Hosting Sucks" class="left" />1&#038;1 sucks.</p>
<p>I used to use (until 17 minutes ago) <a href="www.1and1.com">1&#038;1 Internet Hosting</a> for all my websites, including this blog.  Now, I&#8217;ve had problems with them frequently, but the past 3 days have been beyond anything readily comparable.  Over the weekend the server that &#8220;hosts&#8221; my web content was up&#8230; then down&#8230; then up&#8230; then down.  Since yesterday morning it&#8217;s been down &#8211; 19 hours and counting.  </p>
<p>You may ask, &#8220;If you&#8217;re site is still down how are you blogging right now?&#8221;  Great question.  You see&#8230; since my site has been down I&#8217;ve had plenty of time to:</p>
<ol>
<li>Call <a href="http://godaddy.com">GoDaddy.com</a> and order REAL web hosting</li>
<li>Migrate all web content (that I backed up manually with Adobe DreamWeaver) to GoDaddy</li>
<li>Create new MySQL databases on GoDaddy&#8217;s servers and run SQL population scripts</li>
<li>Change the domain&#8217;s DNS listings from 1&#038;1 to GoDaddy</li>
<li>Wait for the so-called internet to propagate my new DNS info</li>
<li>Blog about the colossal suckfest that is 1&#038;1</li>
</ol>
<p>And I&#8217;ve made plenty of calls to 1&#038;1&#8242;s Technical &#8220;Support&#8221; during my run with them&#8230; not the fewest of which were the recent salvo of a half-dozen hopeless inquiries.  But calling 1&#038;1 Tech Support puts the cliché back in worthless.    </p>
<p>I have to go to bed for now&#8230; but I will update this post soon.</p>
<div class="h_rule"></div>
<p>Here&#8217;s an update after a few days of calming down.</p>
<p>My entire set of internet property has been fully migrated &#8211; files and databases &#8211; to <a href="http://godaddy.com">GoDaddy</a>.  Everything went smooth and is now working fine (there&#8217;s always a few rough edges at first).</p>
<p>After over 48 hours since I formally filed a complaint (which can ONLY be done by actually sending an email to complaint@1and1.com) they finally got back to me.</p>
<blockquote><p>
Thank you for contacting us. </p>
<p>I apologize for the delay of response. I understand that you have experienced downtime with your website. This is something I can only apologize for. The reason for the downtime was due to the issue with the server your sites were on. Our administrators were aware of the issue and have since resolved this matter. As a gesture of goodwill, I have added a month of hosting to your account.</p>
<p>If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to contact us.
</p></blockquote>
<p>They added a month of hosting?  I lost more than that in advertising revenue!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' />   And I like the part about the administrators being &#8220;aware of the issue&#8221;&#8230; yeah, every time I called them I heard the EXACT SAME spiel &#8211; &#8220;Our server administrators are aware of the issue&#8230; they are currently resolving the issue so it won&#8217;t happen again&#8221;.  Whatever&#8230; I guess won&#8217;t happen again doesn&#8217;t include two hours later.</p>
<p>By the way&#8230; if you need something a little more robust for your hosting you should check out Peer1 as a good option for managed and <a href="http://www.peer1.com/hosting/colocation.php">colocation hosting</a> services.</p>
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		<title>WordPress 2.5 (alpha testing)</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/electrons/wordpress-25/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers & Programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WordPress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[WordPress, the foremost blogging system used on the internet today, has just released their version 2.5 for alpha testers a couple days ago. I have been testing it&#8230; and I have to say that I am impressed. I love WordPress. I use it for several websites (including the one you&#8217;re reading and my personal site). [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.negative99.com/images/wordpress_logo.jpg" width="200" height="200" alt="WordPress logo" title="WordPress logo" class="left" /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordPress">WordPress</a>, the foremost blogging system used on the internet today, <a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/25-sneak-peek/">has just released their version 2.5 for alpha testers</a> a couple days ago.  I have been testing it&#8230; and I have to say that I am impressed.</p>
<p>I love WordPress.  I use it for several websites (including the one you&#8217;re reading and <a href="http://stevemooradian.com">my personal site</a>).  It is easy to use, very extensible, is open source, and you can find metric-butt-tonnes of plugins and ready-made themes for it.  As a developer and designer I have been able to create websites whose very core functionality is purely built on WordPress and its hefty list of extras built by the masses for creative goodness sake.  TrÃ©s cool.</p>
<p>Now, version 2.5 really does to the next level.  The back-end admin interface is completely rethought from an admin&#8217;s perspective.  The design is yet more intuitive than before, and the added features blow your mind.  How about single click plugin version upgrades?  Built-in Gravatars and photo galleries? <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   Pretty sweet.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still in alpha (I keep telling myself) so you won&#8217;t see it on Negative99 for a while&#8230; and even when you do you might now be able to appreciate from the front all the beauty and genius that went into the inner-workings and into the back-end&#8230; but trust me, it&#8217;s there.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a snippet from <a href="http://weblogtoolscollection.com/archives/2008/03/18/wordpress-25-rc1-released/">WeblogToolsCollection.com</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>
<a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2008/03/25-sneak-peek/">WordPress Development Blog: 2.5 Sneak Peek</a>  I love the staccato description Matt uses to start the post: <em>A customizable dashboard, multi-file upload, built-in galleries, one-click plugin upgrades, tag management, built-in Gravatars, full text feeds, and faster load times sound interesting? </em>The first Release Candidate for WordPress 2.5 is out for those that have been waiting patiently to try out the new features. Matt details out the updates and the new features of 2.5 on the development blog and the <a href="http://www.blogherald.com/2008/03/18/wordpress-25-get-a-sneak-peek-before-launch/">good</a> <a href="http://dougal.gunters.org/blog/2008/03/18/wordpress-25-rc1">news</a> is <a href="http://mashable.com/2008/03/17/wordpress-2-5-preview/">spreading</a> in the WordPress circles.
</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.blogherald.com/2008/03/19/wordpress-wednesday-news-sneak-peeks-of-wordpress-25-beta-released-wordcamp-dallas-next-week-and-more-wordpress-news/">Another article from BlogHerald article</a>.</p>
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		<title>100K</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/electrons/100k/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers & Programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brazil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet crooks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Russia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My blog has just passed a milestone&#8230; over 100,000 spam comments. Thanks to Akismet only a small percentage actually make it to a real comment (after which I whack it myself). Thanks to all the spammers and internet crooks, from Brazil to Russia to Nigeria, who made this day possible.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My blog has just passed a milestone&#8230; over 100,000 spam comments.  Thanks to <a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a> only a small percentage actually make it to a real comment (after which I whack it myself).  Thanks to all the spammers and internet crooks, from Brazil to Russia to Nigeria, who made this day possible.</p>
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		<title>State</title>
		<link>http://negative99.com/general/state/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[State of Global Warming Ha! It&#8217;s hard to believe anyone is still taking this seriously, but for those keeping score at home &#8211; it now appears that in addition to cows&#8230; moose are contributing to global warming more than automobiles?! You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. Some braintrust of researchers in Norway are concerned that [...]]]></description>
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<h3>State of Global Warming</h3>
<p>Ha!  It&#8217;s hard to believe anyone is still taking this seriously, but for those keeping score at home &#8211; it now appears that <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,493611,00.html">in addition to cows</a>&#8230; <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,501145,00.html">moose are contributing to global warming</a> more than automobiles?!  You can&#8217;t make this stuff up.  Some braintrust of researchers in Norway are concerned that moose are belching and tooting the environment into potential catastrophe.   This instantly conjures scores of pointed questions targeting the validity of the research and the sanity of the researchers, not to mention the dubious scientific conclusions.  </p>
<p>One question I might ask is&#8230; then why is it also getting warmer on Mars?  Are moose belching there, too?   And why does your comparison regarding the larger carbon footprint of a moose, compared to a car, lead you to the conclusion that moose are even a BIGGER threat&#8230; rather than the conclusion that, &#8220;Oh, maybe cars aren&#8217;t doing as much as we thought.&#8221;  And why haven&#8217;t we seen the effect from moose before now&#8230; because surely with all of man&#8217;s atrocious macho-paternalistic pillaging of the world&#8217;s natural habitats wouldn&#8217;t there logically be FEWER moose today than there used to be?  And better yet, how are the PETA crazies going to take this&#8230; do we wickedly hunt down and eat these tasty yet evil beasts of voluminous anal gas?&#8230; or do we honor their natural existence as it starts to boil the oceans?</p>
<p>See&#8230; it&#8217;s those Catch-22&#8242;s that make it so hard being on the left. </p>
<h3>State of Sports</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s great when the highlights of every major sportscast right now includes footage of Michael Vick.  Actually that&#8217;s not great.  Actually it&#8217;s a horrid picture of the journalistic sensationalism that consistently manages to displace actual news with repetitive drivel.  And doesn&#8217;t it warm your heart to know that organizing dog fights is yet another act society scorns more than the plunging of cold steel into the base of a baby&#8217;s skull? </p>
<h3>State of the Blog Spam</h3>
<p>82,382 spam comments blocked&#8230; and counting.</p>
<h3>State of the Blog Design</h3>
<p>This may not mean much to some&#8230; but the new design will be a labor of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_enhancement">progressive enhancement</a>.  So basically, I&#8217;m going to put up a new design that will function adequately and will look different&#8230; but will not be in its final state, nor will it have any bells and whistles.  After I begin this process I will be tweaking the design over the next few weeks to &#8220;tune&#8221; it to what I want.  This is in contrast to the usual design reboot that most sites do where the entire design is completed in a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandbox_%28software_development%29">sandbox</a> environment and deployed immediately in a near-finished state.</p>
<h3>State of the Prison System</h3>
<p>As much as the geographic snobs here in the Northeast love to snoot their beaks at anyone with a southern twang (which to us is everyone from Pennsylvania down), I can&#8217;t help but be reminded that folks down south got themselves a better way of gettin&#8217;er done.  Take <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8R5NRR00&#038;show_article=1">this story about a jail in South Carolina</a> that is making inmates who sexually misbehave wear a pink jumpsuit for three months of their &#8220;stay&#8221;.  I love that idea.  I love every part of it.  Here you got these inmates who are exposing themselves (and worse) to female prison guards&#8230; and the prison has thought up a very clever way of &#8220;marking&#8221; them as the deviants they are for the rest to see.  Shame.  Shame &#8211; used appropriately &#8211; is a great thing.</p>
<p>Of course, there&#8217;s a lawsuit against making inmates wear the pink jumpsuit.  This lawsuit was filed by a current inmate serving time for assault &#038; battery with intent to kill&#8230; and he thinks wearing a pink jumpsuit will unfairly &#8220;label&#8221; him and cause others to make derisive comments.  [cue the violins]  Somehow I don&#8217;t feel sorry for this felon&#8230; and somehow I don&#8217;t feel sorry for a criminal being shamed for acting like an animal.  In fact, if anything, it blows my mind that inmates can expose themselves and throw semen on female guards without fear of punishment&#8230; and even in &#8220;progressive&#8221; South Carolina.   Holy smokes&#8230; how in NASCAR&#8217;s name do inmates get away with that to begin with?  </p>
<p>I mean seriously&#8230; let&#8217;s say an inmate throws a urine/feces mixture (which is common) on a female prison guard &#8211; you would/should whack them with your nightstick.  If they do it again (for whatever <a href="http://www.negative99.com/archive/323">insanely idiotic</a> reason) you would/should whack them twice&#8230; and they do it a third time and you whack&#8217;em thrice&#8230; and so on and so on&#8230; you get the idea.  Logically the greater the pain inflicted by strikes with a nightstick the less &#8220;attractive&#8221; the urine/feces throwing becomes.  And again, logically the more severe and numerous the nightstick strikes the greater time will pass between urine/feces throwing events.  One could even postulate that there is a critical number of nightstick whacks that would preclude any repeat urine/feces throwing events for the remainder of their sentence.</p>
<p>Now, the above reads a little totalitarian with a dash of sadistic fascism&#8230; and a pity it does.  But it certainly puts the pink uniform in a better context.  And we can only wish for the day when they&#8217;ll bring back the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks">stocks</a>.</p>
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		<title>State of the Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am working on a new theme for this blog. It will be done in a month or so. Shortly thereafter, this current theme will be stripped down, prettied up a bit, and offered as a public WordPress theme. As a note of trivia, currently I have had 67,814 spam comments caught by Akismet before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am working on a new theme for this blog.  It will be done in a month or so.  Shortly thereafter, this current theme will be  stripped down, prettied up a bit, and offered as a public WordPress theme.</p>
<p>As a note of trivia, currently I have had 67,814 spam comments caught by <a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a> before they could see light-of-day.</p>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re going to be stupid, you have to be smart about it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently an event came to my attention that inclined me to spontaneously spout the following: You know&#8230; if you&#8217;re gonna&#8217; be stupid, you gotta&#8217; be smart about it. I love one-liners, and the poetry of this one rang true in my ears as soon as it left my lips. I quickly Googled to see if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently an event came to my attention that inclined me to spontaneously spout the following:</p>
<blockquote><p>You know&#8230; if you&#8217;re gonna&#8217; be stupid, you gotta&#8217; be smart about it.</p></blockquote>
<p>I love one-liners, and the poetry of this one rang true in my ears as soon as it left my lips.  I quickly Googled to see if anyone had ever officially said it yet (like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra">Yogi Berra</a>), and to my delight they had not.  So I get to have my very own one-liner&#8230; my very own <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogiism">Yogiism</a>.  Well done me.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The event that stimulated this burst of reason was this &#8211; I was told of a group on the website <a href="http://www.facebook.com">Facebook</a> (a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_network">social networking</a> site similar to <a href="http://www.myspace.com">MySpace</a>) that was entitled &#8220;Henry Mills sucks penis&#8221; [the name has been changed].  This group was started and joined by current and former members of a local Christian school&#8230; and the object of their wrath, Mr. Mills, is a well-respected official of that same school and church.  The group&#8217;s Facebook page includes disrespectful and insanely inappropriate and infantile content that I won&#8217;t share here.  </p>
<p>Now&#8230; how nervy do you have to be to create and/or join such a group actually using your primary Facebook account with your name and picture displayed for any school official or parent to identify&#8230; and to do this while having not yet graduated from the school?!  While you&#8217;re at it why don&#8217;t you just set your diploma on fire right now?!  And needless to say, once the school found out about this Facebook group just a few days ago, it was quickly put out of its misery.  </p>
<p>So upon hearing this story I exclaimed, &#8220;You know&#8230; if you&#8217;re gonna&#8217; be stupid, you gotta&#8217; be smart about it!&#8221;  There is harmony in this statement &#8211; it&#8217;s found in the mix of bumbling wisdom and denotative paradox.  But as I pondered, I discerned some &#8220;deeper&#8221; force at work here.  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   So I put my thoughts down in the form of a socio-algebraic law:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Mooradian&#8217;s Law of Multiplicative Idiocy</strong></p>
<p>As the probability of an individual or entity to engage in an idiotic action increases, the faulty cognitive processes driving this increase also propend the same individual or entity to engage in further related idiotic actions, such that the original idiocy is amplified through a mechanism of synergistic multiplication.  This described propensity incites a daisy-chain of idiotic action occurring independent of (and possibly in addition to) the coincidental succession of an individual&#8217;s or entity&#8217;s natural random idiocy as expressed by a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_distribution">Poisson distribution</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>As a previous leader of soldiers, I truly saw this law in action.  Anyone who&#8217;s been in the military knows soldiers and sailors sometimes have an affinity for mayhem.  And certain sailors and soldiers have perfected foolishness down to a black art.  Now, it amazed me how my soldiers would sometimes commit egregious acts of idiocy, and follow it up by recording their actions in photographic or audio-visual form &#8211; thereby supplying incrimination leading to their own demise!?  That&#8217;s the law of multiplicative idiocy.</p>
<p>Recently, on a local blog, I was conversing with an argumentative and illogical fellow.  No sooner had I soundly discounted all his faulty lines of reasoning, when a mysterious second fellow appeared on the blog and echoed the first fellow&#8217;s identical illogic.  Little did &#8220;either&#8221; of them know that I&#8217;m an admin for the blog&#8230; and I could see that &#8220;both&#8221; fellows were posting from the same IP address!  Upon greater inspection, a third and fourth troublesome fellow on the blog were also from this same IP address!  When pressed for the truth, the original fellow claimed that the other &#8220;three&#8221; fellows were indeed real people (housemates) whom he shared his home computer with.  Of course, he couldn&#8217;t then explain why when I <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traceroute">tracerouted</a> his IP address it routed back to a single-point <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateway_%28computer_networking%29">external gateway</a> for a local health insurance company (as verified by their IT security staff).  That&#8217;s the law of multiplicative idiocy.</p>
<p>How about the lady who tried to pay for her Wal-Mart merchandise with a counterfeit bill?  She used a bill of such a high denomination ($1 Million) that not only did the store have no choice but to examine the bill with such scrutiny as would certainly discover the fake&#8230; but the store wouldn&#8217;t have had nearly enough cash to even make change, anyway!  That&#8217;s the law of multiplicative idiocy.</p>
<p>The robber who empties the convenience store cash register, but then pays for a soda with his credit card before leaving.  The student who vandalizes school property, then brags about it to a teacher.  The man who shows up to DUI court drunk.  That&#8217;s the law of multiplicative idiocy.</p>
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		<title>What have I been doing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WarAxe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What have I been doing? That&#8217;s a great question. When you find out let me know. For starters I put together a new design for a friend&#8217;s business. It&#8217;s just a front page for now but it suffices as a nice new internet face for their shop. I&#8217;ll be enhancing it over the next weeks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What have I been doing?  That&#8217;s a great question.  When you find out let me know.</p>
<p>For starters I put together a new design for <a href="http://www.adbattservices.com">a friend&#8217;s business</a>.  It&#8217;s just a front page for now but it suffices as a nice new internet face for their shop.  I&#8217;ll be enhancing it over the next weeks with tabbed paging and additional content.</p>
<p>I also reached a trivial yet important milestone (does that compute?)&#8230; my humble little blog has accrued more in ad revenue than my total hosting costs to date for all my websites including future costs thru October 2008.  As shocking as that seems try this one&#8230; after analyzing my traffic stats it would seem the economy of Negative99 is driven by UK school kids!  Who&#8217;d of thought?  God save the Queen!  <img src='http://negative99.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Another milestone&#8230; I have passed 28,000 spam comments since around mid-2006.  The reason you don&#8217;t see but a tiny sliver of them ever on my blog is because of a GREAT little filter from <a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a> that checks every comment I get against its brilliant detection scheme.  And be glad you don&#8217;t see them&#8230; car insurance, porn, gambling, porn, penis enlargement, porn, prescription drugs, porn, porn, porn&#8230; *yech*.</p>
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