Monthly Archives: February 2008

Freedom and Obesity

Freedom and Obesity

So I was at the grocery store in the frozen food aisle picking up some vegetables. I catch a glimpse of this grossly obese man down the aisle a ways, with ridiculously over-sized sweats hugging his mammoth torso. He was over 400 pounds for sure. He was holding the the door open (pet peeve of [...]

Elections vs. Paint-drying – You Decide 2008!

Elections vs. Paint-drying – You Decide 2008!

So I voted this past week in my New York State primary election. I’m a registered Republican and was given five choices (Giuliani, Paul, Romney, McCain, Huckabee). I guess they left Rudy’s name on the ballet for posterity. Anyways, I voted for Ron Paul. Why did I vote for someone who had little to no [...]

Perfection Unimaginably Halted

Perfection Unimaginably Halted

The Pats lose the Superbowl to that blue-ish team that plays in New Jersey… 17-14. Unimaginable. The darkness closes in on me. Torment. Confusion. Bewilderment. Despair. All that was glory enters decay. All that was good has turned evil. The very seas bellow their discontent. The beasts will not rest. The toils will not cease. [...]

Math

Math

Here’s an email forward that I received recently and found to be cute. Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I dug in my pocket for 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking [...]